You're too young to be developing a drug problem and early onset prostitution!

I've been going through a fuckin TIDAL wave of hideous luck lately. Ever accidentally rang someone while having extremely loud sex with someone else? Now I get to tick just one more horrid life experience off the official list of odious things to happen to you in your lifetime. I've already ticked off the "Swallow an insect while running with your mouth open" and "Pass out at a fast food restaurant in the middle of the night, alone" experiences.

Fortunately (or unfortunately) I still have "Tuck your skirt into the back of your panties by accident" to look forward to.

And to top it all off, Layne stepped on my mirror today and shattered it into a million pieces so I'm guessing I'm going to have positively loathsome luck for the rest of my life.

And do NOT say it's karma. If karma existed, there would be no need for the judiciary system that (most of) the world relies on to keep shit in order and such. WOULD THERE? People who believe in such flippant theories are fools and will get nowhere in life. "God will punish you!" If you're so certain of it, why do you feel the need to remind me? Or... Is it you that you are reminding? Assuring, maybe? You humans and your ostentatious faiths... Are your beliefs really that strong, or are they so solid just because you're afraid someone who makes sense will one day come around and attempt to knock that shit down?

Anyway, I'm not going to preach. If god existed, I'm sure he'd want people to stand up for themselves and not follow blindly, no matter what they believed. If I'm wrong, well fuck me. I'm already living a hell as it is.

Last Awesome Thing That Happened: I was at the gym yesterday on my elliptical machinemajig, when this dude just clear of the handlebars of my machine fell off his and started spazzing out and frothing at the mouth. I had a front row view! People rushed to his aid and I felt no need to interrupt my workout so... I didn't. Heh.