My Hideous Day.

Ok so here's a recap of my hideous day:

9am: Woke up from a barely-restful sleep to my phone alarm.

9.02am: Ripped some hair out, groaned and rolled out of bed and into the bathroom.

9.04am: Realized I had a terribly sore throat that no amount of toothpaste or lozenges could abate.

9.58am: Stormed into class and sat at an empty desk on a broken chair (I knew it was broken but it was the only chair available). Was immediately subjected to torture; assorted losers were already at their loser stations and readying selves for a day of loserdom by blasting Muse, whom are SO five years ago.

10.04am: Chair gave way. Attempted to save self by grabbing the edges of the table, but that gave way as well and I hit the ground on my ass, still gripping the table.

10.04:15am: Noticed everyone staring and screamed "FUCK MY LIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!". A nice classmate who is actually neither a nerd or a virgin asked if I was ok, but I got up and stormed out of the class.

10.05am: Realized I had no business outside the classroom, so I stormed back in. Everyone pretended nothing happened.

10.30am: Documented Betty's clothes for the day.

10.30am - 12.30pm: Egrieged around class doing nothing. Noted that skin was unbelievably dry. Retouched makeup and moisturized face.

12.30pm: MP3 battery died; left earphones in so nobody would disturb me. Played Pokemon on GameBoy Micro. Was defeated by my own (fictional) father at Verdanturf town; screamed some obscenities at nobody in particular.

12.30-3pm: Sat around in class doing nothing.

3pm-8pm: Egrieged around KL with Boob and Anissa. The rumoured sex shop at Tropicana mall exists, but their selection is limited and WAY too pricey. I get fancier stuff online.

8pm: Arrived home. Found out new vibrator STILL hasn't arrived. Stormed around in an erratic egregious fit of rage.

9pm: Showered. Brushed teeth and pulled out a huge chunk of my inner cheek. It was stained purple from all the blackcurrant lozenges I'd consumed.

Sooooo yeah that was my day. It was horrifying. Hopefully everyone else had an equally shit day.