Betty.

I've finally found my Betty! Remember a few months ago I had this post describing the people in my life as Ugly Betty characters? And I said I didn't have a Betty? Well now I do! She even looks like Betty and is prone to erratic fits of egregious rage. Most of all she has a hideously mismatched wardrobe, with long patchwork skirts, thrift store tee shirts, Birkenstocks and Crocs, and the like. She's not fat, but she is definitely Betty, I'm sure of it. Whenever I am bothered I'd update Twitter on what she's wearing. Yesterday she wore a patchwork maxi skirt with lace trimming, a tee with some stupid slogan or other, and accessorized with a scuba diving watch and a ballerina charm bracelets. I think she was wearing cork Birkenstocks.

Hee. My life is complete! I would love to make her over, I have a feeling she has some potential as a half-decent looking person, but just doesn't know it or doesn't bother.