My Life Is Here. Laterz!

Let me just say I am not impressed by the Mac labs in the Lakeside campus. Now Meth labs would be something to brag about!

So life has been totally uneventful lately. How very sad for me.

I ditched class this morning, it's just a lame Sejarah lecture so I doubt I missed much, then I totally overslept for my 1pm class with Mr Charles, but he let the class go after 20 minutes so I guess it's a good thing I didn't go. Hee.

I spent the afternoon making more rainbow cupcakes! I made them for Layne, because... Well, I made them for myself, but he likes to call me fat and remind me how morbidly obese I am, so I'm just saying they're for him but I'm definitely eating some. Nyeheheh.

God I am SO BORED and I have NOTHING to blog about! Oh, I can blog about some of my inside jokes that I have with myself, since nobody gets me most of the time and I don't have many friends. Yeah, I'm half delusional most of the time. Wait... Whatever.

Inside Joke With Self #1: This one time, I was on a plane, and I looked to my right and there was a sticker that said Life Jacket Under Seat and I thought it said "Michael Jackson Under Seat" and I laughed to myself but nobody finds it funny how it's such an according misreading, seeing how Michael Jackson is was an alleged child molester and all... Never mind.

Inside Joke With self #2: SPENGBAB. NOBODY (except maybe my Spongebob-hating cousin Alysha) understands why I find Spengbab so fucking hilarious. I don't understand how you can NOT find it hilarious! Look at how hideous he is!





Why are you not clutching your stomach in agonising laughter? It's FUNNY! He's HIDEOUS!

Inside Joke With Self #3: I misheard the lyrics to The Way I Are: "We can live without the perks just you and me" as "We can live with octopus just you and me" HOW IS THAT NOT FUNNY? Nobod else finds this funny either, apart from maybe Yasmin, who told me on Twitter she did find it funny, but I doubt she finds it as funny as I do.

Inside Joke With Self #4: I misheard the lyrics to By The Way: "Dani the girl is singing songs to me beneath the marquee, by the shore" as "Dani the girl is singing songs to me beneath the marquee, BULBASAUR!" and well I'm pretty sure nobody finds this funny either.

There is either something seriously wrong with me, or I just have a way awesomer sense of humour than most people I know. OH WELL!

Boob and Shamana have just invaded my house to eat my cupcakes and pizza, and drink my Coke and watch zombie movies. Awesome! Laterz!