All The World Seems In Tune On A Spring Afternoon When We're POOOOISONING PIGEONS IN THE PARK!

Today I skipped Fundamental Drawing. Why? Because I am an ASSHOLE. It's my favourite class and Ernesto totally validates my existence with comments like "Ees nat bad" and "Verry goode", and it was a late class starting at 10am, but as I said, I am an ASSHOLE. Also, I have some sort of flu or whatever.

The other day I finally got to see Yasmin again! We went to Pavilion as usual, and after some uneventful prom dress shopping (for her, obviously, as I have never and will never EVER be seen anywhere NEAR a prom) we went back to her house where she pressured me to watch Dear John, knowing well that I would completely annihilate the movie with my scathing sarcasm and witty uh... Wit, which I had forewarned her about... She still managed to force me to watch it with her.

It was horriffic. Her blog failed to mention how I recoiled in horror at the sex-in-the-barn scene (seriously, who the fuck DOES that shit?!) and how I cleverly called the involvement of cancer, foreshadowed violence, and of course the jealous best friend. NO "love" story would be complete without the jealous best friend, AND I called all this within five minutes of the start of the movie! I'm a fucking genius and shouldn't be subject to such torture, but there you have it. Yasmin kept squealing and going "Haaaaaaawwwwwww!!!!" and staring at me with enlarged pupils and at one point started hugging me but I knew she was channeling fake cinematic love energy.

Do NOT tell me that you have been away from your girlfriend for like ten million years and haven't fucked a Vietnamese prostitute. Or twenty. There is no way in HELL that stupid bitch with the big forehead did not see the relationship ending in tragedy, and what the FUCK was the significance of them meeting outside that coffee shop at the end? What, do they get back together? SO THE FUCK WHAT? GOD!

*shudders*

I swear. The things I do for her! I would NOT watch a love story for ANYONE but Yasmin. After a few days of thinking it over, I come to the conclusion that I have not enjoyed a single love story, and my favourite love song is about a tranny.

AAAAAANYWAY, all that aside... Not much has been going on as per usual. I think at one point I used to be funny, and then I kinda lost it and went all emo and there's really no point in anyone reading my blog anymore.

You can read Yasmin's blog HERE.

Soooo... Yeah. Oh. I'm going traveling with Aidan at the end of the year! He wants to go to Maldives, which is fine and dandy, but then we have to go to Bali. However I NEEEEED a girlfriend to go with! I can't go clubbing with my brother alone! That would be so totally lame! But yeah, we haven't even talked about it yet, Mom just came over to tell me he had plans, so we may as well go together. Nyee.

Now Playing: Poisoning Pigeons In The Park - Tom Lehrer. This song is pretty much the theme song of my life. But it's not against anyyyyy religion, to want to dispose of a pigeon!

We'll murder them allll in laughter and merriment, except for the ones we'll take home to experimentttt!!