Cowboys.

Tadaaa! I'm blogging again. And since I'm gonna be beach-prone from Monday onwards to forever (Just kidding. I just don't know exactly when I'll be back, but I have to be back sooner or later!), I'm gonna blog now. Ladies and Germany, I present to you, AnnaRARR's Beach Checklist.

300 dollar sunblock: Because the doctor told me I had to.

One bikini and one bikini top: Either one can be patterned, but the other must be solid. Why? For the interchangeable look. You can't parade around the same beach, hotel and city for 4 days straight in the SAME bikini can you?!

Frayed denim shorts: Seriously, if you don't have a pair, you suck. Go cut up your jeans, unless you have 80 bucks to spend at Forever 21.

Another pair of shorts: Interchangeability again.

Big hat! For no other reason than THE COWBOY LOOK IS AWESOME. Paired with frayed denim shorts and a flowy cotton top.

Waterproof mascara: Just because you're getting in the water doesn't mean you have to look totally unfabulous.

Waterproof hairstyle: I know you're all like, wtf?! but HAVE FAITH BITCHES! Me and Aidan have patented hairstyles, but not only are they fashionable, they are also WATERPROOF. Because my hair is sprayed with hairspray, teased and sprayed again, it takes a pretty badass current to bring me down!

Plastic accessories: I know you're thinking wood goes more with the beach look, but NO wood is invincible to water and fungus. Ew.

And lastly, your phone in a Ziplock bag. Maybe two Ziploc bags. I'm kidding. (I am so totally serious, it keeps the sand and water off your precious baby!)

And without any further ado, here is a picture my new cowboy hat and cowboy scarf. And my face.


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