She loved how I always used her full name instead of a nickname.

I feel really bad for hardly ever mentioning Yasmin Disney, because she's very important to me and pretty much helped me get through my last couple years at KTGay! I used to hate her cos I always caught her staring longingly at me from across the Dining Hall. Later I discovered that she was only doing that cos she was asking Dildo about me and he didn't want to say anything. In any case it was annoying. Oh, she disliked me because I talked and laughed loudly. What a bitch!

Anyways this one time I was going for dinner with Amirah and she brought Yasmin along and I realized she really wasn't a retarded biatch, so we became friends and stuff. Things we did together:

Messaged hot ISKL boys from Friendster.
We did it from the same computer in the Irinah mind lab, so we would take turns picking hot guys. She found a lot of guys hot that I didn't, so I let her have more guys, but then there was this one guy I really wanted but it was her turn, and she took him anyways, and she said I was "displaying erratic egregious behaviour" but she didn't think I'd be mad at her. I was Yasmin... I was.

Skipped Second Prep to eat mee goreng Xtra DeliXious!
We used to have to climb in the Irinah windows cos we were always late back from the tuckshop after First Prep... We'd make our noodles then go out by the laundry lines to eat them! Oh, and she liked those Chipsmore mini cookies too.

Underass!
Boob introduced me to this guy who thought I was hot, although he never met me in my life but he had seen pictures of me and he enjoyed texting me for five hours each night describing the nasty sexy things he'd like to do to me. Anyways Yasmin wanted to be part of the action so I gave her his number, but we didn't want to be a textual threesome so we agreed only to text him on alternate nights. On that night itself there was a fire drill, and we found out that we'd both been texting him anyways.

Egregious.
We watched Bill And Ted's Most Excellent Adventure after she broke up with Dildo and they were like, "We're gonna fail our exams most egregiously tomorrow!" and me and Yasmin started using that word without even knowing what it meant, and we vowed never to find out its definition until one day HE entered my life and ruined it all by telling me what it meant.

He Who Shall Not Be Named.
He will be murdered soon. Yasmin told me he was back in the country and I was so pissed off! I was like THAT'S SO FUCKING CHEEKY and she was like It's cheeky for them to be back in their home country?

And then there are a whole bunch of miscellaneous random quotes, such as:
Shit Yin is a fucked up skinny bitch crab thing!
Chill la beb, there must be a reason.
Wait for me Anna! I've broken up with Charla! After 15 years!

Gosshh I love her and I miss her! I wish I could have my KTJ days again just to be with her (:


PS Yasmin was my first girl kiss! Yay!