Teneneneneneneenenenenene BATMAN!

HEEEEEYYYY YAAAAAAAAH!

I'm waiting for Layne to turn up, again. I sent my stupid ass Corby off to the workshop; I didn't have the warranty card so they wanted to make me pay so I made a sad puppy face and accentuated my cleavage and within five seconds I had their word that I would get the replacements for free. SWEET.

Of course I couldn't go phoneless for two weeks, so Atok wanted to get me a new phone but my Wan stepped in and said she'd lend me her phone. So right now I'm rockin' a vintage 2001 Nokia model. I'm thinking of pimpin' it up with some bling stickers later on, but whatever, I reckon I'm hot enough to pull this dinosaur off without looking like a retard.


Currently listening to: Paint Your Target - Fightstar. Friggin LOVE this song! I'm going to marry Carlie Simpson one day, I'm serious.

Current hair: Damp, wavy and free of extensions. Dark and light brown.

Latest text message: "I'm on the way" - Layne.

Latest addition to makeup collection: Pencil eyeliner. Sweet ass.

Current number of ashtrays in apartment: Approximately four.