Horrible Quotes to end the day with.

YAY! Here are some nasty ass quotes from today that I want to share with all of you, because everyone deserves pain. The worst ones will come with a smiley to soften the blow.

One day you will be emotionally mutilated so badly that you vow never to love again, and you will die a spinster (:

This seems like a good time to propose to everybody I know, like that night on the tram where I proposed to everybody I knew.

Boob: I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE!
Me: I CAN FEEL YOUR FACE!!!

Boob: *drunk driving* DUDE TELL ME IS THAT LIGHT RED OR GREEN.
Me: *laughs hysterically*

One day everybody you know will be dead (: (Dinosaur Comics)

My phone is molesting you. (A drunk text to Fabio-- I'm sorry! Sort of, but you may have deserved it!)

He has a car and his own apartment in a rich neighborhood! YOU SHOULD SO GO FOR HIM! (Boob. Nice to know everyone else is as materialistic as I am!)

Everyone sucks in their own special way (:

OK I'm done, I can't feel my face and that means it's bedtime.