We got a chain reaction; a neon afterglow ;)

I've been wanting to update my blog but there were just a few things I had to let cool first before I mentioned anything I really shouldn't be mentioning on a blog... As I learned in high school when i realized everyone was reading said blog, and pretty much knew all my secrets. In any case the people whom I want to inform of my infatuation already know ;)

My McDonald's breakfast is here! Gonna go pig out now :D

PS Heading out to KL with Yasmin for New Year's Eve tomorrow! Sweeeeet ♥

Of Christmas and Makeouts.

Here's a Christmassy picture for youz!



Have a crazy sexy Christmas and don't forget to make out with at least two people at once! ♥

I just love Foul Bachelor Frog! It's the male frog version of me. Here are some of my favourites! And by that I mean Here are some that sound just like me!

Horrible Quotes to end the day with.

YAY! Here are some nasty ass quotes from today that I want to share with all of you, because everyone deserves pain. The worst ones will come with a smiley to soften the blow.

One day you will be emotionally mutilated so badly that you vow never to love again, and you will die a spinster (:

This seems like a good time to propose to everybody I know, like that night on the tram where I proposed to everybody I knew.

Boob: I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE!
Me: I CAN FEEL YOUR FACE!!!

Boob: *drunk driving* DUDE TELL ME IS THAT LIGHT RED OR GREEN.
Me: *laughs hysterically*

One day everybody you know will be dead (: (Dinosaur Comics)

My phone is molesting you. (A drunk text to Fabio-- I'm sorry! Sort of, but you may have deserved it!)

He has a car and his own apartment in a rich neighborhood! YOU SHOULD SO GO FOR HIM! (Boob. Nice to know everyone else is as materialistic as I am!)

Everyone sucks in their own special way (:

OK I'm done, I can't feel my face and that means it's bedtime.

Kamiiiiieeee <3

Ahhh I love chatting with Kamilla! She's one of the few girls I would go gay for!! We can talk about anything and everything! I think we went from boyfriends to female circumsicion to relationships VS one night stands to exotic pets. Haha an awesome Kami quote from tonight's chat would be "Ask first, THEN screw"!

Tonight my MSN name is Double click if you're hot!

Kamilla and Fabio double clicked ;p

Pizza and TV Party Anyone?

Hommahgad, the past 50 hours of my life have just been NONSTOP! The sleep over with Yasmin was a Great Success! Ohhh she got me all these amazing Christmas presents, I'm so in love with all of them!
She's still as egregious as ever and hasn't changed since I last really spoke to her a year ago at a Christmas clubbing event! I threw up everywhere, and then puked in the cab and stripped naked and passed out on her couch, completely disregarding the whereabouts of my phone and wallet which were with some randoms, but yeah, still. I thought she'd broken up with me then but she said she didn't (or she's taken it back) SO YAY! We didn't watch our customary Ugly Betty episode but we did watch The Inbetweeners and it's some hilariously lame British comedy about a bunch of dorks, gosh English people are so ugly. IN GENERAL! One of them was a ginger and he was a sexpest! We concur that a sexpest is like a sex offender, but more pest-like than offensive.

Then I came back to Subang and met up with Boob, but not before having a run-in with a spider on the shoe I was putting on. I threw the shoe across the room, cowered in fear for a few minutes, poked the shoe with another shoe, cowered for a while more and finally mustered the courage to put it on.

So yeah we went out for a civilized dinner at Thai Thai, the food there is SO GOOD but we were dressed like a couple of hoz cos we planned to go clubbing after that haha. Helo Bali was pretty lame though, the music was crap and the crowd was a bunch of pathetic Malays post-SPM. I think it's like, a rule or something that if it's not Friday or Saturday night, only shit music is to be played. I just don't get it! We agreed that the waiter is pretty cute for a Malay guy though.

And thennn I got home and went online and as i was going to bed Fabio texted me saying he'd just got credit, so I stayed online to chat with him and HMG he kept me up past sunrise, and I HATE sunrises! I don't like sleeping when I can see ): I got to bed around 9am and it's 5 right now.

Oh, and Kamilla and I have announced our mutual gayness for each other on Facebook, yay! I can't wait to meet her! Eventually!! :D

I'm picking up my ratties tomorrow, yay! :D

I'm hungry and I want to have pizza with someone but nobody wants to have a pizza and TV party with me ):

My grandparents arguing are hilarious XD

In the car on the way back from dinner tonight we pass by a restaurant Atok has tried.

Atok: Have you tried that restaurant?
Me: No.
Atok: It's not that good. You want me to take you there?
Wan: See? He never asked me if I wanted to try it.
Atok: It's not good la.
Wan: How can you tell me it's not good? I have to try it for myself.
Atok: Just listen to other people's advice la I said it's not good.
Wan: How can I listen to you? I don't know for myself whether it's good or not.
*we leave the parking lot*
Atok: Ha, you want us to go there now? You want to stop by there now?
Wan: Ape la baru lepas terguling guling dah masuk sungai baru nak ambik kayu untuk jolok.
Atok: Come la, I'll take you there now!
Wan: Kan Anna? Dah masuk sungai baru la die nak jolok.
Atok: You see la your Wan is always trying to fight with the bigger people.
Wan: Well then only will you get a nice feeling kan? If you fight with the smaller ones you'll become a bully pulak.

Lawl. If my grandparents aren't arguing you'll know that there's been a disturbance in the force!

Anyway Atok bought me this bag tonight; I actually saw it last week with Wan and I told her I liked it but didn't have the money to buy it at the time. It's not THE perfect bag, but it's totally cute and I hope I find what I'm looking for tomorrow! Spending the night at Yasmin (D)'s place, I've missed her so fucking much!

Put your, AAAAAAAARMS around meeeh! Your dinner lady arms.

Believe It Or Not I'm Not Only Happy When It Rains

Ugh, maaaaaan. I woke up this afternoon (no shit, I went back to sleep after Layne left, did you think I was going to stay up pining over him?!) and it was all sunny and shit and I was happy for it! But as soon as I got out of the shower to do my hair and makeup and stuff it started pouring down.

Boyfriends And Such

And then I got a call from Boob saying she had to bail on me tonight on account of some shit to do with her boyfriend. We were supposed to see The Princess And The Frog and I was really excited about it! Ugh I despise it when you lose friends the second they get a boyfriend or whatever. Sofriggingay.

My Counselor

Well I'm not gonna sit here and egriege about it cos my counselor's got me thinking Nothing is ever anyone's fault but mine, so maybe I should have been a better friend, I should have been born black, I should have been more interesting, I should have crashed vehicles into other vehicles.... BLAH! I should have NOTHING. My counselor also says that people change and that nobody has an obligation to me. Goddammit life is hard when you're trying to believe nobody is at fault when you've spent almost 20 years knowing everything is everyone's fault.

So yeah at the moment I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go.

Last thing that made me smile: Fabio's text message.

Next prospective hair colour: Blue. Everyone's going pink and I don't wanna be associated with you losers, so I'm going blue even though pink is my favourite colour.

Cutest thing in my room: Pedro the frog. He's a cat toy but he was too adorable to give to the cat so I hung him up on my dressing table mirror. HE'S SHINY! :D

I hate Laundry Days.

G'morneeeng! Layne just left my place and is either waiting at the train station or on the way to the airport right now. He doesn't even know when he's coming back.

I'm not sure how to feel about this! But then again I'm never sure about anything. Lately it's been like, as long as I'm not crying or punching a wall, it's aaaallll goooood. :D

Gah, starving. But no credit to call for a McDonald's breakfast. I might make a trip to 7E to obtain said credit.

That's not my name.

Jeeezus McChrist. I just made the mistake of picking up my phone to a random number and had to have a 15 minute chat with a stalker from like two months ago. I kid you not, I blocked his number on my Corby (One major reason why I love my Corby; you can block numbers!) and when I transferred my SIM to my backup phone he's STILL calling me! What the hell!

And don't get me wrong I sure as hell gave it to him, telling him to fuck off and that I had absolutely no interest in people who wanted to get to know me just cos they think I'm hot (Ahem DIDI and AFIQ) and such. In the end I said I'd give him my Facebook name if he would hang the fuck up. And he agreed. So now I'm anticipating a stalker request on my Facebook.

Brace yourselves people... For the first time in history a STALKER is going to be on my Facebook friends list.


Current annoyance: Stalkers and people who think they're models just cos someone took a hi-res picture of their hand and put it in a magazine or whatever.

Latest MSN message received: AND I DUCKED IN EMBARRESSMENT OF BEING SPOTTED SPYING ON THEM - Boob.

Most recent neural activity: I'm always gonna be fat aren't I.

Last thing that happened: A bug flew right at my eyebeal.

What the hell is ADD / My friends say I should act my age!

Owmoygowd.

I spent all afternoon in front of the TV. I've been feeling extra spacey lately for some reason! Last night Layne said something and I instantly forgot about everything in my life ever and for a second I was like, Wait, what?! and was totally confused as to why I was there, who I was and what I was doing watching stupid shit on YouTube. And then I remembered everything again. Wheeee.

Whatever though. Being spacey makes me happeeeee!

Currently listening to: Hit Me One More Time - Bowling For Soup XD

Current phone: Some fucked up phone I bought for 98 bucks that Layne wants me to give to him when I get my phone back cos it has a dual SIM card shit and he can do dodgy things with it etc.

Motivational phrase of the day: Everyone sucks in their own special way (:

Weirdest thing I wore today: Boob's white and pink top that she left at my place. It's Laundry Day. I look like a housewife! XD


PS: Check itttt. I ripped out all my extensions a few days back and my hair is normal again! For now XD Are you liking it or should I cut back on food and do something crayzee with it?

Teneneneneneneenenenenene BATMAN!

HEEEEEYYYY YAAAAAAAAH!

I'm waiting for Layne to turn up, again. I sent my stupid ass Corby off to the workshop; I didn't have the warranty card so they wanted to make me pay so I made a sad puppy face and accentuated my cleavage and within five seconds I had their word that I would get the replacements for free. SWEET.

Of course I couldn't go phoneless for two weeks, so Atok wanted to get me a new phone but my Wan stepped in and said she'd lend me her phone. So right now I'm rockin' a vintage 2001 Nokia model. I'm thinking of pimpin' it up with some bling stickers later on, but whatever, I reckon I'm hot enough to pull this dinosaur off without looking like a retard.


Currently listening to: Paint Your Target - Fightstar. Friggin LOVE this song! I'm going to marry Carlie Simpson one day, I'm serious.

Current hair: Damp, wavy and free of extensions. Dark and light brown.

Latest text message: "I'm on the way" - Layne.

Latest addition to makeup collection: Pencil eyeliner. Sweet ass.

Current number of ashtrays in apartment: Approximately four.

I've Just Been Informed My Mom Googles Our Names When She Is Bored.

HELLO!

Anna McAwesome is teh BACK by special request from KamillaKova on Twitter XD

I am currently listening to Jizz In My Pants. One of the most fucking amazingest songs of ever, in EVER!

Haha my ex's ex just added me on Facebook. Not the most recent ex but the one before that. How random!

So apparently my blogs used to be hilarious and entertaining. That was before the disciplinary master Mr Suresh printed it out and put it in a baggie as evidence against me.

Anyways, I think I've officially crossed the line between College Student and Old-- It's Friday night and I'm staying in to blog. Well not entirely, I'm also waiting for Layne to come over so we can have a weekend together before he goes back to his gaddam country for a month or whatever. Yes, I know this is not what exes are for, but seriously this country has a major shortage of hot guys so I take what I can get.

I'm going to watch some girlie drama on Astro and eat pizza in my jammies. Yes people: This is college. It is not one big party, it is more like an empty fridge with nothing but a bottle of vodka and some leftover pasta.

Quote of the Day:
Me: Goddammit I NEED A NEW BAG! *heads for bag sale*
Aidan: Ohhh... So that's your problem. You don't buy designer!

Highlight of the Day: Buying a new lip stud. It's white with a pink star in the middle!

PS: LIES! I do so buy designer.