PORK BUTTS AND TATERS!

I feel like I haven't blogged in ages! ...That's probably because I haven't blogged in ages. ONWARDS!

So I had an awesome day out in KL with Yasmin today! Going to Pavilion just reminded me of how much I am slumming it here in Subang. But oh well, you can't have it all. We had lunch at Pizza Hut and we're so alike that we didn't even have to order a half and half pizza! We both like beef pepperoni with CHEEZY LAVA CRUST NYUMMEH. We couldn't finish it. The obese staff at Pizza Hut were slow and incompetent and we ended up spending over and hour and a half there but it was fine cos we had plenty to talk about! We also saw Sarah briefly. Yay! She was with her parents and had managed to escape for a few minutes. She's taller and thinner than I remember! But then again the last time I saw her was like a million years ago back in high school. We're having a reunion soon with our friend Constance!

So back to Yasmin, whom as usual is having her myriad of boy troubles and is apparently "miserable". Haha I love how she gets so dramatic over these things! Her current crush looks like Earl from Cow and Chicken, and I did not just come up with that; I've been thinking it for about five years now and finally came out and said it. Haha!

I've made a mistake! The one on the left IS Flem! HAHAHA that's an even worse name that EARL!

We also discussed the differences between Local Stream and International Stream fashion (Locals tend to wear leggings as pants, like Sarah was doing today and Locals also wear polo shirts, which is something Internationals don't normally do. Also like Sarah was wearing today.) Sarah! You inspired this conversation!

Anyway I'm not gonna egriege about the day any further cos it would bore everyone because nobody gets us. People get us on a individual basis, but together we're super egregious, we're Marc and Amanda and we're Flem and Earl put together!

In other news Irena will be back in Malaysia in a couple days, but I'm not gonna bother her for a date until next week or something so that she can rest and see her other friends first. Hooray for being considerate!

Up Next: Photoshop Yasmin's nose onto my face.

Quotables From Today: "Yasminn!!! You're a MARC, why are you going for an EARL? Find yourself a Daniel!" and "It's just that my life is so interesting that people should feel like they want to eavesdrop, you know?"

Other Ugly Cartoons I Used To Love As A Kid: Angry Beavers, Ren And Stimpy, IM Weasel.

There was this one episode in IM Weasel where IR Babboon adopted this ugly baby, and he was like I ARE NAME YOU AFTER GRANDPA! and then he wrote "Grandpa" on the ugly baby's shirt. HAHA!



PS: I wore my new green eyeshadow today! I likey!

EDIT: God this post had a record-breaking number of typos! I fixed it finally :D