The day I knew our friendship was in the early stages of the end was the day (well, night) she and I went for a swim in the community pool, and I dragged the deck chair up onto the platform supporting the pool slide, laughing and asking her to join me in riding it down. She said no. And that was when I knew it was over.
Five years ago.
I feel like I haven't blogged in ages! ...That's probably because I haven't blogged in ages. ONWARDS!
So I had an awesome day out in KL with Yasmin today! Going to Pavilion just reminded me of how much I am slumming it here in Subang. But oh well, you can't have it all. We had lunch at Pizza Hut and we're so alike that we didn't even have to order a half and half pizza! We both like beef pepperoni with CHEEZY LAVA CRUST NYUMMEH. We couldn't finish it. The obese staff at Pizza Hut were slow and incompetent and we ended up spending over and hour and a half there but it was fine cos we had plenty to talk about! We also saw Sarah briefly. Yay! She was with her parents and had managed to escape for a few minutes. She's taller and thinner than I remember! But then again the last time I saw her was like a million years ago back in high school. We're having a reunion soon with our friend Constance!
So back to Yasmin, whom as usual is having her myriad of boy troubles and is apparently "miserable". Haha I love how she gets so dramatic over these things! Her current crush looks like Earl from Cow and Chicken, and I did not just come up with that; I've been thinking it for about five years now and finally came out and said it. Haha!
I've made a mistake! The one on the left IS Flem! HAHAHA that's an even worse name that EARL!
Ok you know what? My gramma is coming over with her maid in T-minus... 4 hours and 17 minutes, approximately, to clean my apartment because I am a SLOB. The only problem is there are cigarette butts all over the place, there is a rat loose somewhere within the depths of my closet (I managed to trap her in my room so it would be easier to catch her and release her outside later) and the entire apartment harbours random fungi and an array of questionable particles and stains. SO of course I am going to give it a preliminary clean before she arrives.
It is currently 4:20 am. Layne promised to come over and help me clean but he bailed on me at the last minute, and when I egrieged at him via text message all he could come up with was "Im sorry" and he didn't even bother to punctuate! Grarh!
The only entertaining thing about today was my texting session with Irena!
Her: My phone auto corrected Anna to bomb, maybe Byck ould be auto corrected to shell! Haha I'm so lame!
Me: (somewhere along the lines of "Haha", and then most likely changed the subject)
*three hours later*
Me: (sitting at Carl's Jr waiting for my takeaway order to arrive and going through texts from earlier) OMG babe I just got that bomb shell joke!
Seriously I am such a blonde lately. When I heard about the Haiti earthquake I was like "NOOOOO!! HAWAIII!!! Oh, it's not Hawaii. NOOOOOO!!! TAHITIII!!! Oh, it's not Tahiti. It's somewhere I've never heard of. Eh." *shrugs*
Most of you might not know this, but I tend to make a huge fool of myself around people I fancy. It's amazing. I could be giving the most kickass speech on like, world poverty or whatever, and you put an attractive person in the front row and I'll start raving about how men and fish can live together in perfect harmony. Seriously.
I would love to stay and blog about whatever random things have been amusing me recently but I now only have 4 hours and 5 minutes left until my gramma arrives, so I'm gonna get up, put on some shorts and start picking up trash or whatever it is this "cleaning" involves. Sigh.
PS: I has new hairz.
