Shitty Friends.

JEEZUS McFUCKING Christ. Internet's SO slow today! I'm trying to have an Ugly Betty marathon here! Ugh.

Anyways I completely forgot it was Thursday night and now I have no plans to scam drinks off dudes but whatever, Boob probably wouldn't wanna go out with me anyways and Andy is always up some girl's ass whom, might I say, would probably have no sexual interest in him so he's wasting his time. Apparently Andy's hosting a party for all the "hot" chicks he knows and I had to find out about it from Boob. EXCUSE me much?

Why is it the girl you guys hang out with, drink with and smoke with, the girl who puts up with your stupid whiny bullshit in the middle of the night, the girl who means it when she laughs at your jokes, is never the girl you wanna chill with? I mean, I know I'm one of the guys, but I'm not actually a dude and they are entitled to an Anna-free night. However, the minute they realize that there is no way in shit fuck HELL I would ever sleep with them, they disown me. It's not like the other skanks they go for would sleep with them either -- They're just leading them on.

So hey, why is it people like to abandon me? Fuck my friends. And it's not just Andy and Boob either. At least Didi had the decency to call me to tell me he missed me and he was sorry for not seeing me lately. I can appreciate that but the rest of you should be ashamed of yourselves. You are pathetic and if you're reading this I would like you to know that we are no longer friends.

Most of the chicks they think are hot look like shit on a platter anyways. All with no boobs and no ass with generic hair and makeup; with no eye for fashion as such they can't find something flattering, so they go for something whorish instead.